– Immanuel Kant (via melisica)
trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering
People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.
I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
Some days I’m:
And other days I’m just:
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.